I wandered around the state-of-the-art
Hong Kong International Airport before embarking on my first business
trip. Alas, this place was a shopping mall. Bookstores, free-duty
liquor stores, pharmaceuticals, electrical appliance stores, coffee
shops, and luxury shops with names I could never pronounce. Not to
mention the numerous restaurants, familiar or foreign. After getting
bored at PageOne, I ordered a latte at McCafe to go before heading
into a Mannings to check out the shelves. That was where I saw this
hilarious scene: a local staff holding a bottle of some supplement,
was talking with a Gweilo (Cantonese for Caucasian men), in
Mandarin. And the Gweilo was the more fluent one.
It was one week before the Lunar New
Year holiday. Small wonder that this Dragonair airplane I got on from
Hong Kong to Nanjing was filled with Mandarin speaking bothers and
sisters. Even the flight attendants spoke Mandarin to everyone. I
quickly found my aisle seat and in the window seat of the same row
was an old Gweilo gentleman, sandwiched between the Gweilo
and me was a young mainland brother. I knew he was from mainland
because he kept checking me out while I was reading something in
English. Finally it was time for the airplane meal. It took forever
for the flight attendants to get to our row, and when they did they
just handed two meal boxes to me and the mainland brother, muttering
in Mandarin, “Fish and rice.” The pretty flight attendant then
turned to the Gweilo and asked gently, “Would you like fish
or chicken, sir?” That was blatant, systematic discrimination! So I
cast a secret spell on all prejudiced Hong Kong people.
My spell worked a week later when I was
back - Hong Kong people turned into dogs. That was also thanks to Dr.
Kong Qingdong, a Peking University professor, who in a viral video
accused Hong Kong people of being “dogs of British imperialists”
for their snobbish attitude towards mainlanders and subservient
manners around Western people. “They are tame dogs in front of
foreign colonists, and bloodthirsty wolves in front of their mainland
siblings.” Additionally he was annoyed by Hong Kong's unpopular use
of Mandarin despite its 15 years of unification with the mainland.
“All Chinese have the duty to speak Mandarin if their native
dialects are not the same,” he said indignantly, “those who don't
are bastards.”
Hundreds of protesters, many with their
dogs, gathered outside of the China Liaison Office in Hong Kong to
express their anger. This is hardly surprising at all. Two things
Hong Kong people do better at than mainlanders: getting in line and
demonstrations. Whenever something did not go their way, from Lehman
Brothers mimi-bonds, disappearance of famous dissidents, mainland
pregnant women giving birth in Hong Kong, “Occupy Central” to
their latest pet peeve – luxury Italian brand D&G banning
locals from taking pictures of their store, they hold demonstrations,
in line of course, as if demonstration is the panacea of all
problems. Unfortunately, some of them were even ignorant about what
they are really against. “He called us dogs just because we don't
speak Mandarin!” said one protester.
So why can't Chinese locusts and
Chinese dogs get along? You can forget about all the fancy
explanations of colonialism, economy and history. Leave that to
scholars whose job is to complicate the simple. To me the answer is
easy: because they are all Chinese. It is in our blood to hate
another Chinese person, especially when that person is from somewhere
different (read poorer) from your own. No one put it better than
American-born Hong Kong star Daniel Wu who in one interview candidly
said, “The Chinese people are the most judgmental people in the
world...”
Don't get it? Let my childhood pal Mike
break it down for you. Mike is from a small town of the same province
as mine. He went to the UK for university after flunking his college
entrance exams in China. One day Mike called me from the UK
elaborating on how he decided to hate his Chinese mainland
schoolmates the moment he learned that they were from the province of
Jiangxi. “We Zhejiang people normally do not like people from
Jiangxi, are we?” Later he said with a sense of proud discovery
that in his class there was a boy from Hong Kong. From his changing
tone and odd enthusiasm when it came to the Hong Kong classmate, I
almost thought Mike was gay. That theory debunked itself when Mike
had a girlfriend a year later.
I have my own mea culpa. During the
weeklong stay in Nanjing, after work I had occasional walks near my
hotel. With migrant workers everywhere spitting, and shouting in
improper Mandarin, or simply looking third-worldly repulsive, I just
could not keep that smirk off my face. Later when I got on a
Dragonair plane again and saw all the gorgeous Hong Kong flight
attendants welcoming me on board, I had a sinking feeling that it was
the very smirk that Hong Kong people have when they look at me. And I
was but one pathetic Chinese bastard who on one hand screams at the
slightest unfair treatments, actual or perceived, and on the other
hand, refuses to be part of an uncivilized population, and reads and
writes in English when the rest of the world is learning Mandarin
Chinese.
Wing Chun for wolves |
No comments:
Post a Comment